Amazing !!! Rayuan Gombal Kelas Kakap Bikin Klepek klepke Dengan Ilmu Tajdwid, eittz Khusus Yang Sudah Menikah yaa (mematikan banget Soalnya)

Berikut adalah gombalan yang berbasis pada cara baca tajwid, yang bikin cwek klepek klepek saat digombalin pakai kata kata ini.

• Aku di matamu mungkin bagaikan nun mati di antara idgham billagunnah, terlihat, tapi dianggap tak ada...
• Jika mim mati bertemu ba disebut ikhfa syafawi, maka jika aku bertemu dirimu, itu disebut cinta....
• Sejenak pandangan kita bertemu, lalu tiba2 semua itu seperti Idgham mutamaatsilain.. melebur jadi satu ....
• Cintaku padamu seperti Mad Wajib Muttasil...Paling panjang di antara yang lainnya...
• Setelah kau terima cintaku nanti, hatiku rasanya seperti Qalqalah kubro.. terpantul-pantul dengan keras....
• Dan akhirnya setelah lama kita bersama, cinta kita seperti Iqlab, ditandai dengan dua hati yang menyatu....
• Sayangku padamu seperti mad thobi'I dalam quran.. Buanyaaakkk beneerrrrr....
• Semoga dalam hubungan kita ini kayak idgham bilagunnah ya, cuma berdua, lam dan ro' ..
• Layaknya waqaf mu'annaqah, engkau hanya boleh berhenti di salah satunya. dia atau aku....
• Meski perhatianku ga terlihat kaya alif lam syamsiah, cintaku padamu seperti aliflam Qomariah, terbaca jelas...
• Kau & aku seperti Idghom Mutaqooribain.. perjumpaan 2 huruf yang sama
• makhrajnya tp berlainan sifatnya....
• Aku harap cinta kita seperti waqaf lazim, terhenti sempurna diakhir hayat ....
• Sayang, hubungan kita ini layaknya waqaf kafi yang berhenti akan lebih baik daripada dilanjutkan..
• Seperti Hamzah Qat'ie yang perlu disebut, begitu pula namamu yang harus kusebut sebelum aku tertidur dan bermimpi indah.....
• Di Dalam hatiku cuma ada kamu, layaknya Idgham Mithlain sighair,..cuma satu,.mim...
• Tersebab mendo'akanmu kini do'aku seperti mad far'i, lebih panjang bacaannya dari yang biasa ...
• Sama halnya dengan Mad 'aridh dimana tiap mad bertemu lin sukun aridh akan berhenti, seperti itulah pandanganku ketika melihatmu...
• Layaknya huruf Tafkhim, Namamu pun bercetak tebal di fikiranku...
• Seperti Hukum Imalah yang dikhususkan untuk Ro' saja, begitu juga aku yg hanya untukmu...
• "Ketika ku pertama melihatmu, hatiku tak mampu memaknai rasa, seakan berjumpa dengan ayat الٓم،الر،طه،يٓس، dan seterusnya, meskipun singkat namun maknanya terungkap"
• Semoga aku jadi yang terakhir untuk kamu seperti mad aridlisukun...
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• Ku ungkapkan maksud dan tujuan perasaanku seperti Idzhar, jelas dan terang..

Nah, klepek klepek gag nih istrinya, dijamin so pasti ngakak karena lucu ketika baca, tpi sangat mujarab ke istri..

Sumber : ibunsalam.blogspot.co.id

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Rahasia MUKIDI !!! Siapakah dia ? Kenapa sangat cepat Terkenal ?

Rahasia MUKIDI !!! Siapakah dia ? Kenapa sangat cepat Terkenal ?

Mukidi adalah orang yang berasal dari Cilacap, tipikal orang yang biasa saja, tidak terlalu alim, mudah akrab dengan siapa saja. Punya karir tapi kadang-kadang bisa menjadi apa saja. Istrinya Markonah,  juga punya karir tapi tidak terlalu istimewa. Anak mereka 2 orang, Mukirin yang sudah remaja dan Mukiran yang masih duduk di bangku SD. Sahabatnya adalah Wakijan.

Itulah yang tertulis di blog resminya Mukidi, https://ceritamukidi.wordpress.com. Akhir-akhir ini nama Mukidi menjadi terkenal di internet karena ceritanya yang lucu dan mengocok perut. Ceritanya sangat beragam dan biasanya berbahasa Jawa kadang Jakarta, saya rasa dia adalah orang Jawa Tengah karena pengakuannya yang dari Cilacap.

Salah satu cerita lucunya yang terkenal berjudul "Salah Sambung" berikut ini isi ceritanya :

"Ketika waktu istirahat, Mukidi memasuki kantin karyawan di pabriknya pada hari pertama dia bekerja di perusahaan itu. Gadis pelayan kantin menyambutnya dengan ramah: “Selamat siang mas Wakijan, mau makan apa?” Mukidi kaget atas sambutan akrab tadi walaupun dia kaget karena dipanggil sebagai Wakijan. Tadinya dia mau menjelaskan nama sebenarnya, namun karena pengunjung makin bertambah dan pelayan makin sibuk maka dia diam saja : “What is in a name?” pikirnya. Mukidi memilih menu, lalu menunggu pesanannya.Makan siang berikutnya demikian pula, kembali si mbak pelayan melayaninya dengan akrab dan masih tetap memanggilnya Wakijan. Hari berikutnya masih begitu, dan dia berusaha mendiamkan kekeliruan ini berlangsung terus, sampai sebulan kemudian karena merasa tidak tahan dengan kelirumologi itu, suatu kali makan siang dia sengaja tidak buru-buru kembali ke kantor dan mengajak bicara si mbak pelayan yang sok akrab itu. “Mbak, dengarkan baik-baik ya, nama saya Mukidi bukan Wakijan!” Mukidi menjelaskan dengan mantap, “ingat ya, Mukidi..” sementara si mbak hanya senyam-senyum saja.          

Keesokan harinya ketika istirahat makan siang si mbak kantin berlari-lari menyambutnya lebih semangat dari hari-hari sebelumnya: “Mas Wakijan….mas Wakijan…ke sini deh saya bilangin..” si mbak menggandengnya dan menarik kursi duduk berhadapan, lalu: “Mas Wakijan percaya nggak, kemarin ada orang miriiiip sekali sama mas Wakijan. Namanya Mukidi!”Mukidi hampir pingsan…"

Bagaimana? Bukankah cerita yang dia bagikan lucu? Anda bisa langsung menuju ke blog resminya untuk membaca berbagai cerita humor yang ada di dalamnya. Kalau saat ini anda sedang banyak masalah, tak ada salahnya anda membaca cerita komedi agar anda bisa sedikit refresh.
Sumber :http://prokontra-berita.blogspot.co.id

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4 The Most Dangerous Time Using Smartphones

With a smartphone that's easy to carry anywhere, we can access anything anytime and anywhere, surely it can help us in our daily work. With a variety of utility-owned, many people in their daily lives can not be separated from the presence of this smart phone. If not used wisely, of course, the smartphone could harm users or others. As events experienced by some people following the tragic events they have experienced due to the use of smartphones. Incidents like what is? Here's his review, may be a lesson to us all. May be useful.

Drowning Son Died Because I play Smartphone

Friends , mothers experience this one might be a lesson for us all, due to the carelessness of her three children died drowned while swimming middle. When the incident happened in 2015, Patricia Allen took her three children to swim near his apartment in Texas, United States. Children are still small is allowed to swim without the supervision of his mother. Patricia prefers busily engaged himself with the smartphone at the time. The new Patricia was worried there was something strange after aware when their children are not seen everywhere. Eyewitnesses said that if Patricia were busy observing the bottom of the pool and find out if the three children had drowned. One of the boys died at the scene, while two more died after being hospitalized two days in the hospital. Of course it will be costly for Patricia, besides losing her three children, the mother is also accountable for his actions in prison for guilty of negligence resulting in loss of human lives.

Accident Death Streak Due to busy texting

Friends on August 5, 2010 as a result of an accident death row smartphones in the state highway Missouri, United States. At that moment a teenager who is still only 19 years old was driving a pick-up speeding at about 90 km / h and then hit the back of a truck in front of her. And apesnya again very fast events that make the school bus that was behind join rammed the car pick-up. Because of the incident, the teen driver car pick-up and one of the students who are 15 years old died at the scene and 38 others were seriously injured. According to police and witnesses at the scene, allegedly the driver's pickup truck while driving his car amid smsan cool so did not see the car in front of an oncoming truck. This is also evidenced by the message sent at the time the accident took place on the driver's smartphone.

Fall From Cliffs Because many Viewed Smartphone

Friends may apes experienced by residents of Sheridan, Indiana, United States of this. On December 25, 2015 and then, Joshua M. Burwell was found dead under the cliff Sunset Cliff in San Diego. Allegedly he fell while trying to take photographs of these cliffs is very popular among the lovers of the art of photography to capture the sunset which is then shared on social media. According to witnesses at the scene, Burwell did not fall because you want to take photos of sunsets, but he fell because cool to use a smartphone without seeing the road in its path. He kept walking toward the cliff while his eyes on smartphones, and as he finally stepped keasikan continue to fall off a cliff which has a height reached 18 meters. Seeing the incident, some of the visitors climbing instantaneous panic for help, and a few brave men were desperate down to the base of the cliff to rescue the poor man. But unfortunately, despite the rescuers made it down the cliff, lives Burwell is not saved again.

Died of electric shock When the iPhone Charge While Receiving an Incoming Call

Friends in 2013 ago, a young woman named Ma Ailun from China was found dead along with his iPhone. This young woman died of shock while charging the smartphone. This is consistent with the narrative of his brother who said at the time Ailun're charging their iPhone, then suddenly there is an incoming call and immediately appointed without first disconnect the charger. Consequently Ailun direct contact stun and convulsions until unconscious. Unfortunately, when help arrives Ailun already saved lives. Death due to Apple's smartphone was a warm conversation in the virtual world, Apple is aware of the incident immediately to investigate. But until now, the results of the investigation has not been issued, whereas the iPhone and accessories used Ailun is original from Apple.

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9 Fascinating YouTube Facts That May Surprise You

YouTube is huge. Humongous, even. More video content is uploaded to YouTube in a 60 day period than the three major U.S. television networks created in 60 years.

The average YouTube user spends between 15 and 25 minutes a day on the site, but how much do we know about the world's largest video sharing website? Do you know what the most watched YouTube clip is? Can you name all three founders? Do you know how many times per minute a YouTube link is tweeted?

There is a ton of interesting data, info and stats to be learned about YouTube — we've delved deep to find 10 fascinating facts. Have a read and let us know which ones you didn't know in the comments below.

1. PayPal's Role in YouTube's Creation

YouTube was created by Chad Hurley, Steve Chen, and Jawed Karim in 2005. The three founders knew each other from working together at another Internet start up, PayPal. In fact, Hurley designed the PayPal logo after reading a Wired article about the online payment company and e-mailing the startup in search of a job. YouTube was initially funded by bonuses received following the eBay buy-out of PayPal. You could argue that if there was no PayPal, there would be no YouTube.

2. YouTube's Origins as a Dating Site

The founding trio didn't come up with the YouTube concept straight away. Legend has it that YouTube began life as a video dating site dubbed "Tune In Hook Up," said to be influenced by HotorNot. The three ultimately decided not to go that route. The inspiration for YouTube as we know it today is credited to two different events. The first was Karim's inability to find footage online of Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction," and the second when Hurley and Chen were unable to share video footage of a dinner party due to e-mail attachment limitations.

3. YouTube Caused Problems For Utube

The domain name YouTube.com was registered on Valentine's Day in 2005. This, however, caused a huge misunderstanding for Universal Tube & Rollform Equipment based in Perrysburg, Ohio. Its company domain, "utube.com," was overwhelmed with traffic from people that tried to spell the video site's name phonetically. The manufacturing company sued YouTube claiming its business was damaged by the video site, but the claims were dismissed. Nowadays, it seems Universal Tube & Rollform Equipment has bowed to the inevitable — its business site has been moved to utubeonline.com and the original utube.com is a video-themed landing page for bad spellers.

4. The First Ever YouTube Video

The first video to ever be uploaded to YouTube isn't a classic by any means. Shot by Yakov Lapitsky at the San Diego Zoo it shows co-founder Jawed Karim in front of the elephant enclosure going on about long trunks. It has, nonetheless, racked up a very healthy 4,282,497 views since its online debut on April 23, 2005.

5. The First Rickroll

The first instance of a "Rickroll" appeared on YouTube way back in 2007. Apparently, it is the evolution of a 4chan prank that originally "duckrolled" users via links that led to a duck on wheels. Now a classic in its own right, the Rickroll has become what must be the most common online practical joke. Back in 2008, at the height of the phenomenon, a SurveyUSA poll suggested over 18 million U.S. adults had been Rickrolled — perhaps more, given that Rick Astley himself participated in a mass-Rickrolling in that year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Although Rickrolling has perhaps now had its day, we imagine that figure has easily doubled.

6. YouTube's Annual April Fools Pranks

For the last three years YouTube has pranked its millions of users every April Fools Day. The first was a classic — every video on the site's homepage was actually a Rickroll. In 2009 YouTube turned the site upside down and in 2010 an attempt to reduce bandwidth costs saw a "TEXTp" mode introduced, which translated colors in the videos into text. We can't wait to see what YouTube has in store for 2011.

7. Some Jaw-Dropping YouTube Statistics

As of February 2011, YouTube has 490 million unique users worldwide per month, who rack up an estimated 92 billion page views each month. We spend around 2.9 billion hours on YouTube in a month — over 325,000 years. And those stats are just for the main YouTube website — they don't incorporate embedded videos or video watched on mobile devices.

8. YouTube's Social Stats

Social media-related YouTube stats are just as impressive. YouTube says that on average there are more than 400 tweets per minute containing a YouTube link. Meanwhile, over on Facebook over 150 years worth of YouTube videos are watched every single day.

9. The Most Viewed, Liked and Favorited Video

Not counting music videos (which due to licensing restrictions are often shown only in the U.S. on YouTube), the most viewed video of all time is the classic "Charlie bit my finger," with an astounding 282,151,886 (at the time of writing). When you include music videos from the U.S.-only VEVO site, then the crown goes to Justin Beiber, whose "Baby" video has over 466 million views and counting.

Did you know you can view the "YouTube Charts" at any time to see continually updated info about what's popular?
source : http://mashable.com

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3 Facts Six Senses Into Existing On Everyone

Have you heard about the sixth sense is a human ability beyond sense and reason in general? Sixth sense that is commonly identified with the occult is actually the case, according to experts it is not always like that, the article faculties to six unique and strangely it exists in every person without them knowing.

Sixth sense that we usually hear such extraordinary human ability to read what other people think, guess something that in other people, or even predict the future indeed it is very difficult to explain rationality or logic. But there are some of you must have experienced such things, the following unique facts sixth sense that exist in every person.

Feelings That Arise Regarding Bad Things

Unique Facts Six Senses Into Existing On Everyone - Feeling Anxious and Worried

In these circumstances it may be some of you have, that is where the state of a person is in a state of awkwardness suddenly experiencing heart or feeling uneasy as usual. Such feelings that usually arise in conjunction with anxiety or worry about a sudden without any prior cause, you may never feel it not?

The feeling with the sudden anxiety as part of the feelings of a person associated with the senses of all six, usually after experiencing the feeling of something happening event or events that are not desirable.

Sixth sense (sixth sense) this happens unconsciously or felt before, therefore the ability of this remarkable man usually can not be measured or suspected, because this feeling is present without people knowing it, or perhaps it was the power of God.

Falsehood That Can not Be Removed

Things You Need To Know Faced Liar People Talking - Hand Movement

The ability of sixth sense that one is apparently absolute can be learned and even sometimes some women are familiar with the unique capabilities of this one. Some experts or psychologists state that is actually quite easy to tell if someone is lying or not, especially for people who are very close to you, whether friends, family, or lover.

For someone who is able to know the state of someone who is berohong or not they usually take into account all the body language of his interlocutors, ranging from the movement of the eyes, face, hands, until the lip movements while talking, so absolute that the ability of sixth sense that one is far removed of mystical or magical. Since this is a capability that is able and can be studied in human psychology. (Read: Things You Need To Know Facing People Talking Liar)

Reading the Mind of Others

Human Brain Unique Facts That Make You Shocked - Exercise the brain

Perhaps one of you ever directly unconsciously experienced this, ie reading or guess what he was thinking of others. Guessing or read your mind and your heart's content interlocutors is not easy and usually only occurs when you have conversations with people who are very close to you.

Factors and possible causes for you to guess and read the mind of your listener usually by paying attention to facial texture and look of the expression of a person while talking, with eyes twinkle when sad or happy.

The ability of sixth sense that one is in fact also influenced by how close emotional bond and feeling of the person who is the other person, such as family, close friends, or your lover. So it can be concluded would be very difficult if you talk with someone new you know to read the minds and hearts of the people.

Of all the points and the above explanation sixth sense abilities are a thing and habits without you realizing it can happen, everyone has a different sense depending on the particular conditions and circumstances.

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10 police behavior ridiculous, make lol!

As law enforcement, police considered to have properties of firmness and severity. Though not always know the police had put up a fierce face and resolute. In addition to policemen or policewomen pretty suddenly famous because of social media, the police acted funny was also there.

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10 Photos Time Football Player Accidentally Kissing

Silly moments in football matches is often happen. One of the most ridiculous and laughter is when the players do not accidentally kissing

Oh my God

Asyiik

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 emuuuuaachht....wkwkw

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Strange but True! 4 Rare Man in the World

We often see in movies about super heroes with tremendous strength, like Superboy, Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, Iron Man and many others, however the strength they have are fictitious alias never existed in real events.

Strange but True! Here 4 The Horrendous Human Unique World

However it turns out in this world there are a few people who have super powers, who are they?

• Human Magnet

Liew Thow Lin

Liew Thow Lin, This man magnet, an old man of 70 years old, retired from a construction company. Beginning he had a magnetic strength is when he was about to make the object magnetically sticks to the skin. After he read a dissertation about the family that has the same power as he had, he was looking for some small iron in the grass just by putting his palms on the grass, and a miracle happened, a couple of small iron stick in his hand.

• Everything human Eater

Michel Lotito

Michel Lotito, who was born in 1950 and worked as a comedian in Paris, the man known as Monsieur mangtoub alias eating everything that exists. This he did in his early years but he is just starting to demonstrate its ability to the public in 1966.

• Human Teeth Strongest in the world

Rathakrishnan Velu

On August 30, 2007, a man in the neighboring country Malaysia named Rathakrishnan Velu managed to break the guinness world record, he claims to have managed to pull a train weighing 297.1 tonnes a distance of 2.8 meters using only the teeth.

• Rubberman

Daniel Browning Smith

Daniel Browning Smith, This man dubbed Rubberboy alias Rubber Man, Until recently it was recorded in the museum world record as the most flexible people whose bodies around the world, This is evidenced by the award five times in a row in the Guinness Record.

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This is 9 Unique Facts About Tongue Will Makes Amazed!

9 Unique Facts About Tongue | The tongue is a collection of skeletal muscle on the floor of the mouth that can help the digestion of food by chewing and swallowing. Aloe is known as the sense of taste buds that have more structure taster. The tongue also helps in action bicara.Juga help flipping through food in the mouth.

However, Have you thought about the uniqueness of the tongue? In fact, without a tongue, you can not speak, breathe or even talk. But many do not know that the tongue does not only serve as the sense of taste.

We let 9 unique facts about the tongue that may not have been you know, as reported by the Huffington Post:

• 10 centimeters

• Has thousands of nodule taster

• got hair

• Do not have a special area

• The flexibility of the tongue does not depend on genetic

• Not the strongest muscle

• health indicators

• The cause of snoring

• Our tongue can be a sign that we have a particular disease

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SBY Heboh - Gadis 13 tahun digilir 8 Anak yang Masih SD dan SMP!!!SEBARKANN

Ulasan Indonesia - Surabaya Menangis, Kejahatan seksual kembali menimpa anak di bawah umur. Ironis, pelakunya teman-teman korban yang juga masih di bawah umur, bahkan masih ada yang usia sekolah dasar.

Peristiwa nahas itu menimpa Bunga (13), bukan nama sebenarnya, warga Surabaya, Jawa Timur. Para pelakunya adalah MI (9), MY (12), JS (14), AD (14), BS (12), LR (14), AS (14), dan HM (14).

Kepala Kepolisian Resor Kota Besar (Polrestabes) Surabaya, Komisaris Besar Polisi Iman Sumantri mengatakan, korban dicabuli para tersangka sejak dia masih berusia empat tahun. Saat itu, seorang tersangka, AS, mencabuli korban terlebih dahulu.

"Tersangka ini juga merupakan tetangga korban sendiri," kata Iman kepada wartawan di Markas Polrestabes Surabaya pada Kamis, 12 Mei 2016.

Merasa perbuatannya tidak diketahui orang lain, tersangka pun mengulangi perbuatannya. Bahkan saat mengulangi perbuatannya, tersangka juga mengajak teman-temannya.

Tidak hanya itu. Untuk melancarkan aksinya, para tersangka juga mencekoki korban dengan pil ekstasi dan miras. Korban pun dicabuli teman-temannya secara bergiliran. Para tersangka diancam hukuman penjara 15 tahun.

"Walau pun para tersangka masih di bawah umur, proses hukum tetap berjalan sebagaimana mestinya, agar hukum tidak diremehkan," ujar Iman.

Film porno

Wali Kota Surabaya, Tri Rismaharini alias Risma, juga turut datang ke Markas Polrestabes Surabaya. Saat bertemu tersangka, Risma menanyai salah satu tersangka: “Kamu tahu cara main seperti itu dari mana?”
Seorang tersangka mengaku mengetahui cara berhubungan seksual dari film porno yang ditontonnya di sebuah warnet di sekitar rumah tersangka dan korban, yakni di Jalan Ngagel, Surabaya.
Risma berjanji kembali merazia warnet-warnet yang menyediakan film porno. "Kalau ketahuan, akan langsung saya tutup," katanya.

Risma menambahkan, persoalan itu sebenarnya masih memiliki kaitan dengan bekas lokalisasi Dolly. Sebab, sebelumnya korban pernah tinggal di Dolly. Sedikit atau banyak korban juga ikut terpengaruh dan memiliki rasa ketagihan terhadap hubungan seksual.

"Makanya, sudah lama saya ingin menutup Dolly, dan beginilah hasil buruk Dolly itu," kata Risma.
Risma mengatakan, kasus itu dilaporkan korban kepada orangtuanya, karena sudah merasa tidak kuat dengan rasa ketagihan itu. “Karena itu, nanti kami juga akan berusaha menyembuhkan apa yang dialami korban."
sumber :viva.co.id

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